Once I Get An Attitude It Takes 3-5 Business Days to Fix My Face Women's Crop Top

😈 3–5 BUSINESS DAYS CROP TOP

Because once the attitude hits… there’s no quick fix.

This black crop top says exactly what everyone’s already thinking:
“Once I get an attitude, it takes me 3–5 business days to fix my face.”

If resting bitch face is your default setting and patience is not your strong suit, this tee was made for you. Cropped, comfy, and unapologetically honest—wear it loud so you don’t have to say a word.

🖤 Product Details

• Women’s cropped short-sleeve tee

• Black base with bold white typography

• Soft, lightweight fabric

• Relaxed crop fit

• High-quality, durable print

🔥 Why You’ll Love It

• Sarcasm everyone understands

• Perfect for bad mood days (aka most days)

• Easy to style with jeans, leggings, or biker shorts

• Says what your face already shows

📏 Fit & Sizing

• Cropped length

• True to size

• Size up for a looser fit

🧼 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold

• Tumble dry low

• Do not iron directly on graphic

🎯 Perfect For

• Women with zero tolerance for nonsense

• Office survivors & customer service warriors

• Moms, bosses, and chaos managers

• Anyone who needs processing time

🏁 Bottom Line

The attitude came first.
The smile is pending.
Please allow 3–5 business days.

Bent Nation — we warned you.